hey girl are you a worm because

goddammit. i hit post too early

hey girl are you a worm because i am hooked on you

actually i guess it would be. hey girl are you a hook because i am wormed on you

no it wouldn't that's nothing

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i am hooked on you

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i'd like to reel you in

hey girl. fish

random twst screenshots i have saved (part 1)

star rail is fun

so idk if anyone's posted about this yet but i haven't seen it so i'm gonna make a post - remember when sampo says 'i learned a technique that hides my footprints'

well, i noticed that if you run around in the snow, all the characters actually do leave footprints

for example: stelle, herta, and dan heng

BUT NOT SAMPO

im not going anywhere with this except to say that its such a cool little detail that they bothered to actually include. this game is pretty darn meticulous

he’s so proud

Sampo Koski from Honkai: Star Rail because I find him rather silly

We need a whole scene dedicated to them

there are two types of cryptid fans

I might be stupid, I just realised why manga Mammon is nicer to MC pre-pact than game Mammon

Y'know Mammon who baby talks cats and volunteers at a human world dog shelter and coos over panda videos and cries during nature documentaries........

Y'know how in the manga he says he'll protect MC till the end of the year but also says he's not going to find a way to turn them human again....

Man's seeing a cute fluffly lil' sheep when he talks to MC and that's making him nicer and making him actually put effort into protecting MC whereas game Mammon's just dealing with some random full grown human and has no time for it

some highlights from my students’ romeo and juliet modern interpretation projects:

- someone made a username for friar laurence with 420 at the end
- the same kid who put 69 in romeo’s username like i wouldn’t know what either of those things mean
- the girl who added ‘clean’ at the end of all the songs on her juliet playlist like lmao girl i know spotify doesn’t have the clean version
- the kid who said romeo and juliet killed each other
- the weird dichotomy of kids who put love story on their playlist vs the kids who choose bad blood
- the kid who wrote ‘get a room’ as tybalt’s comment on romeo’s couple pic
- the kid who said ‘romeo is probably one of those douches who follows a ton of people so they follow him back and then he unfollows all of them’
- the one who legitimately used the word ‘alrighty’ do kids say this in their text messages???? i thought i was the one talking like an elderly person but okay
- the one who made romeo’s username ‘montagoose’
- the only kid who acknowledged that posting about your secret relationship on instagram was a bad idea
- the girl who wrote that romeo would unironically say ‘#blessed’. she’s right.
- the one single solitary girl who wrote mercutio as gay as shakespeare did (she’s also the only one who used mercutio at all which is a tragedy but whatever)
- the one who wrote romeo’s insta bio as ‘thus with a kiss i die… LOL RIP ME 😂💀’
- the one who made benvolio’s username benvoliYO